Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts

Thursday, September 20, 2007

NOT a Paid Endorsement

SearchEngine

I swear. No one has contacted me about shilling for anything. Not that I wouldn't, necessarily. I'm just saying I haven't been contacted. Side note: Any company wishing to contact me about pitching their product/service/pyramid scheme need only email me at geek_AT_prettygeekything.com. All requests will be evaluated with regard to the "legal tender" status of the offer. Um, and also the quality/safety/legality of the product in questions. /end side note.

Let my love of Google never be called into question. I've gone on and on about their Microsoft Office replacement. Their image search possibly makes this blog a bit more visually interesting. There may be no question Google cannot answer, even if some of those answers are delivered sarcastically or by weird conspiracy theorists.

However, I have been directed at a new search engine.  Now, on the first visit one will be prompted to install a browser plug in (Microsoft Silverlight) but after that the lucky searcher will be witness to the most visually stunning search page I've ever seen.

The person who first pointed me that way did it with multiple repetitions of the description "sexy". At first, I silently mocked. However, I find myself at a loss to come up with a better term after having actually used the search engine.

On the left, one will find spinning icons for various types of searches. The results are displayed in the center and results found appropriate can be dragged onto a "glass shelf" on the right side which will store the results for later access. You can drag in links and RSS feeds and URLs and have them all stay there through later searches just waiting for you to need them again.

Just for fun, you can reset the results to a tree format which arranges them on a graphically rendered, slowly spinning 3D tree with the search results hanging at the end of the branches like information-laden fruit.

The site is still officially in Beta and the end results may change, but right now Tafiti is the very definition of a "Pretty Geeky Thing".

 

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

As anyone with a GMail account can tell you, one of the most well-developed features is the targeted advertising system.
Based on the content of the emails, people will see ads that Google thinks will most appeal to them.
This went horribly wrong for me yesterday.
We had been discussing how Gwynyth wants an American Girl doll for her birthday and how there is a sale coming up on the 5th for her preferred clothing line.
I noticed the ads start appearing for boutique baby clothes and knew something had gone wrong. In this exchange, you can see my lovely spouse and I try to correct this demographic error:



Garrick-

Oh, hey. We have to stop this conversation.
My gmail ads are for boutique children's clothing and collectible dolls.
So . . . Monster trucks RULE!
We should totally go sport fishing!
I need buffalo wings!



Shana-

Okay, I am trying to pull stuff to auction quickly. Gwynyth's swim practice is off today so I'll have time to work on it.



Garrick-

Awesome.
Since Google still thinks I'm a woman, I think I'll spend the evening watching professional wrestling and working on my taxidermy skills.



Shana-

I'm sorry. I am working as hard as I can to fix this problem. If you have another solution, please let me know.
Man. BBQ. Hunger buster. Baseball. Football. Bass Outdoors.Fishing. Hunting. Spitting.



Garrick-

It is like Google knows we have five cats!
NFL. Hooters. Basketball. Pee standing up.



Shana-

Is this helping at all?

The Man Show.



Garrick-

Not yet.
Jock itch. Collectible jersey. Pleated slacks. Hooters. Lawnmower. Ammunition.



Garrick-

Sweet! ESPN ads!



Shana-

You've used Hooters twice. I am sorry for ruining your online cred.

Burp. Grilling. Steaks.



Garrick-

Yeah. Now Google thinks I need weight loss products. :(



Garrick-

Sit ups. Viagra. OMG.



Shana-

I ignore them. I never notice that stuff.

ADD. OCD. Anxiety.

HA.



Garrick-

Look how bad we confused Google:

http://flameka.com/default.aspx



That's right, dear readers.

They make flame job kits for kitchen appliances. And Google thinks I need one.






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