Friday, December 22, 2006

I'm out of book.
How sad. I've got a few tattered Half-Price Books paperbacks to read, but nothing I really particularly want to read.
Today is all about packing up for our annual holiday journey to Louisiana to see family. Of course, my own packing can wait, as tradition dictates, until the last frantic five minutes before we get on the road.
I got a call from work yesterday. I was asked to go in to fix a broken something and agreed immediately. Stuff was broken, after all.
I had pulled out my keys and slipped on my shoes before my boss told me he was kidding.
After a brief run down of the history of the issue (crappy application), a co-worker offered to take care of it.
Not his job. My job. But he offered to take care of it anyway.
Freak show!
It is almost like people help each other out!
Also, today was about taking down the X-Mas decorations.
Unfortunately, the neighbor-shaming tree and garland down the banister are like a giant "Rob Me" sign if left up while we are away overnight. It wouldn't matter that all the gifts left with us. As far as your average smash-and-grab criminal goes it is the thought that counts.
So, I pulled down the tree and broke it into sections and crammed it into large bins that once held Star Wars action figures. I unwrapped 700 tiny white lights and placed them in another bin. I got myself a Coke Zero from the refrigerator with a white-on-black snowflake theme. It ain't cocoa, but it works.

6 comments:

Andrew Moore said...

Okay ... srsly, srsly ... this "job" of yours is like Tyler Durden in Fight Club, right? There really is no job, it's just the Jungian projection of your shadow subconcious, right? You sit down at Starbucks and pass out for eight hours (or four or whatever your work schedule is) and dream the whole experience, right? If not ... srsly, srsly .... are they hiring?

Garrick said...

They may be hiring. You have to stand on the front porch for three days while people yell at you, probably.
Also, do you have a hard and fast rule about baby burning?

Andrew Moore said...

Baby burning? Dude, I work for a life insurance salesman.

As for books, when was the last time you cracked open "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?" Did I mention Tim Minear is adapting it to the screen?

Garrick said...

Revolution on the moon! Totally Airwolf!

John Leguizamo to star?

Andrew Moore said...

It's in pre-pre-pre-production. Probably won't get made (it's too cool, and Minear will no doubt stay true to the Heinlein. There's a policy in Hollywood that states "a studio may not adapt a Heinlein novel for the screen without totally effing it up.")
Leguizamo would rock, though.
Christopher Lee as de la Paz, the old revolutionary. And Pamela as Wyoming Knott.

Garrick said...

Definitely Pam. Goes without saying.