"Big Roy's eyes were shot through with thick veins that looked for all the world like giant red snakes chasing after his tiny, rodent-like black pupils."
If Big Roy = Rick Perry ... did Garrick's decision to abrogate his duties as a voter by casting his lot with Kinky Friedman result in letting the giant red snakes run wild and therefore jeopardize the rodent-like pupils?
Confession time. I just voted for Friedman because step seven in my plan for global domination includes buying stock in Frito-Lay and Hostess just before pot is legalized.
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If Big Roy = Rick Perry ... did Garrick's decision to abrogate his duties as a voter by casting his lot with Kinky Friedman result in letting the giant red snakes run wild and therefore jeopardize the rodent-like pupils?
I'm confused ...
Confession time. I just voted for Friedman because step seven in my plan for global domination includes buying stock in Frito-Lay and Hostess just before pot is legalized.
Ummmmm .... Frito Pie.
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