Thursday, May 08, 2008


Director: We've got important people here today for a big meeting and we need tables. Get some tables.

Manager: We don't have any available tables.

Director: Don't bother me with your petty concerns! I said get some tables!

Manager: The office supply company can have tables here this afternoon.

Director: This is a lunch meeting! Are we supposed to serve them nachos on the floor?

Manager: I can't magically produce tables.

Director: But we need tables.

Manager: But there are no available tables!

Director: Tables! Get them! Immediately!




Director: Why are all these computers on the floor? Whatever jackass is responsible for this should lose his job.

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