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I found this online today. If it were my 1337, I'd claim it.

Lots of people have wondered about exactly how Order 66 happened. Did Palpatine give the order to every clone? Or was it a wideband message to all commanders? Or maybe he emailed his commanders and blind cc'ed everyone else.

Well, yesterday, one of the IT guys at 500 Republica forwarded me the actual transcript of the Order 66 message from Palpatine to his troops. Evidently, they were using some sort of instant messaging called KloneTalk

PALPZ: d00ds
Bly: sup
BkRA1138: Sup foo
*GR33 has entered the conference*
Bly: Greeeeeeeeeee
GR33: whatevz
PALPZ: Shut thr F0rce up guys
Bly: Gree sux0rz
PALPZ: STFU!!
PALPZ: d00ds! 0rd3r66! pwn teh Jedi1I!!i LOLZZ
Bly: omg!!!1111!!elevne order 66 rulz
BkRA1138: LOLz Palpz! pwnd Konh3ad!
GR33: zomg wtf0rce
PALPZ: w j00 problem gree
GR33: wtf I have Yoda! He hax0rz!
PALPZ: Lol
Bly: n00b
NEYO: i no kung foo.
Bly: lolz neyo


The Jedi also have their own messaging called Force Instant Message (FIM)...

M@c3: oMGZ, This Mpa Bl0wzz!
*System Message* Player M@c3 has found the long way down.
M@c3: I WAZ TKD
summer_GIRL28 (Aayla): T3am Kill WTF?
*System Message* Player summer_GIRL32 has just been ventilated
summer_GIRL28: OMGZ TKERZ
M@c3: I GOT TKD 2 WTF?
C0n3h3d: CAMPERS
*System Message* Player C0n3h3d has just been executed
C0n3h3d: OMGZ I GOT TKD AND CAMPED !!
K00N4J00: lAg..
*System Message* Player K00N4J00 got the explosive solution
K00N4J00: WTF, j00 all waitin on spawn 2?
(ALL): STUPID TEAM, LAME MAP, LAG...
L33TMUFF3T: INVINCIBLE I AM, LAG IS WITH MEH
*System Message* Player gr33 lost his head
M@c3: y0daz n00b h3 hax0rzz, c@llz it lag
M@c3: PLAYERINFO=L33TMUFF3T
LAG=2300ms AVERAGE=180ms LOW=32ms
KILLS=1 STATUS=ACTIVE
SH@@KTI: OMGZ j00 cant spawn, that n00b Anakin is at base , TKing, and camping
(ALL): ARGGHHH.
M@c3: S0m31 s3t uz up da Bomb

O66TACN3T
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@N@KIN: All their base are belong to us
PALPZ: L337. J00 join my clan.