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From Houston, anyway.

I'm headed out to make my fortune in the . . . smaller . . . city.

That doesn't sound epic at all, does it?

Anyway, I'm making one stop between Houston and Columbia, South Carolina which doesn't specifically revolve around my needing to go number one, but I've heard stories about an internet connection or two in South Carolina, so I'll be moving my bandwidth abuse over there and posting when I can. I've programmed the GPS with the locations of every Starbucks in the greater Columbia area, so I feel confident that I can return to my element whenever I feel uncomfortable.

There is a confederate flag on the state flag, still, today. Seriously, look:

Wait. That's Mississippi.

This is South Carolina:

That looks like it is all about a good time, doesn't it?

Doesn't it?

Well, at least there is no confederate flag, right?

Right?

Because its a tree and a moon and all.

Oh, crap.